Saturday 3 November 2018

I INTERVIEWED MYSELF

A girl with big dreams


A girl is allowed to dream. I interview myself a lot. It's for my big day, when I become that great person. I will probably look at this in the future and laugh. Now sit back and imagine you are watching me on CNN or YouTube. Cheers.


Please tell us when where you born?

I am a '20s' kid. My teenage years are almost finished.


What is your full name and are you proud of it?

My full name is Roseline Mgbodichinma Anya Okorie. I am proud of it. I am particularly in love with ''Mgbodichinma'' it translates to ''when it pleases God or surrender to the divine."


Where are you from?

I am NIGERIAN and IGBO.

Do you love playing sports or do you like watching?

I'd say both. I am not much of a sports person I try to work out sometimes and I really love watching women Olympics or gymnastics because I get to imagine running and somersaulting. I am an athlete in my mind, I run marathons with my Imagination. I only enjoy watching football when Naija is playing as a patriotic Nigerian citizen lol.

Which one is better basketball or baseball?

I think basketball because basketballers are hot (the guys with carefully crafted 6 packs of yummy goodness.)


Who is your favorite musician from the 20th century?

I do not have a favorite musician, love for music for me stems from lyrics and beats so it changes over time. I admire artists like Tasha Cobbs, Tye Tribbett, Travis Greene,waje, Cohbams. The personalities of the artists draw me into their song and my preferences change over time depending on my mood.


 Are you proud of your points in high school?

yes! I am very humbled by it. God was too good.


What's your favorite drink?

water, ok I am lying, still battling with Smoove(Chapman) and vita milk, buy me a carton of these drinks and we are married.


who is your favorite writer?


It goes without saying CHIMAMANDA NGOZI ADICHIE,  have you read Half of a yellow sun! I read it twice. 


If you have children what will you name them?

I'll give them long Igbo or Yoruba names, especially my daughters I will give them difficult names, they can thank me later.


Which business do you want to have and why?

well,  I am a bit uncertain about this now but I know I want to own a fashion/beauty place. I am interested in beautiful fabrics, outfits, make up, etc because looking good is good business. I want to own a writing/publishing house too. 


What is your favorite scene from movies?

when an actor says something crazy, random, or cool I keep re-watching the scene. I like romance scenes because I love love.


How tall are you have you dreamt of being taller?

I think I am 5'7, and yes I have dreamt of being taller.


What is your favorite number please tell us why?

 I never thought about this before  but now I think it is number one 1, maybe because it represents unity.


Have you ever dreamed of being a successful lawyer?

yes! I am a law student currently and I dream of myself landing mergers, going to trial and closing deals, that's how havard started doing me after watching suits(I recommend you should watch it.)


Where do you want to travel?

Everywhere! Right now I really want to go to South Africa (to my south African readers👋heyylowww)


Can you describe yourself in three words?

Caring, Assertive, free-spirited.


How many books do you read during summer vacations?

Three to five then lots of poetry.


What was the reason you cried the last time?


I was asking God for forgiveness, cos I messed up big time.


Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In 10years I would have published my book, finished law school. The rest is up to God


Do you have pets?

Nope, after a dog chased the skin out of me I took a conscious decision not to be a pet person.



What's the color of your eyes?

It is pepper red when I am angry, and black normally.


What's your favorite pass time?

watching music and dance videos I can do it all day.


If you can eliminate one limitation in your life what will it be?

It will be uncle and aunty procrastination.


Do you sing in the shower?


YES, I release my debut albums and singles there.


I interviewed myself

Tuesday 14 August 2018

DEAD LIONS DONT ROAR






POETRY ON DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

You lay still, Your tears like river
As he came in and out of your slits
Like one would pull a plant
His sweat dripped on you like misery
That night was the end of your purity
But I do not blame you for shutting his destiny

That club that took away a sad life
Still hangs in the blues
But let the horror give way
Let it give  your memory no strife
He can't hurt you again..
He was buried with his ego and strength
Dimola,Dead lions can't roar
Especially one who took without a price,
Your pride ,beauty and will thrice

This was my entry for Tolu Toludo #poetry challenge
                                   

Tuesday 17 October 2017

LET ME ASK MY MOTHER

A painting of a woman in a scarf

Mere looks at the hooks in my life
Makes me bruise the knee of my cruise
My life is full of strife
I just sit calmly and listen to the blues

Men and women chattering
I feel numb
My life is torn and confused
When from my mothers breast a suckling
I do not feel protected
Where do I go cuddling?
Am I  now too big to fit into my cradle basket!!

I Am grown to the open world
Where my Mother only hopes and prays
She prays "may her dreams never grow null''
"May she surpass turbulent gates"

I Am out in the solitude of the  bushes
The one with beautiful unwanted fruits
Free to pluck as it lay there rotten & languished.
I feel a connection there
Am I now like forest fruits
Beautiful yet unwanted?
I will go home and ask my mother
or perhaps mother nature
Why life and growth are so tormented!
                

Monday 9 October 2017

THE KNOWLEDGE OF COOKING DOES NOT COME PREINSTALLED IN A VAGINA

chimamanda ngozi adichie

I really love Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie and I  hope I meet her one day. This has to be my favorite quote from her.

The knowledge of cooking does not come pre-installed in a vagina, I mean cooking, by the way, is a very useful skill for a boy to have, I have never thought it made sense to leave such a vital thing "the ability to nourish oneself in the hands of others_CHIMAMANDA NGOZI ADICHIE

To read more about her visit  her website

Vogue cover Chimamanda Adichie


A photo of chimamanda Ngozi adichie

Chimamanda ngozi adichie

Chimamandas speech


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