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Sunday, 4 November 2018

Not all married women with black eye who come to buy pain relievers were beaten by their husbands

November 04, 2018 2 Comments
Hey people
I just said let me gist you

..So I walked into a pharmacy to buy drugs since malaria started paying me monthly visits. I stood there over the counter trying to haggle the price of Amatem then this slender light skinned lady that looked nothing short of dishevelled comes into the pharmacy, from the lines on her forehead and the paleness of her yellow skin i could tell she had seen rough days.There were three nurses available to attend to people but aunty sat patiently,waiting.

I wondered why anyone would be siting comfortably on the pew despite the over exaggerated stench of what seemed like expired hydro-peroxide, me that just wants them to reduce two hundred naira from the money so I can be going.In my mind I had already imagined dragging her to the counter because drug store is not a theatre where you come and watch people buy  drugs bikonu! for some reason I was just on her case(in my mind o before I receive slaps and add ibuprofen to my medication) just to add it was a guy attending to me, this caramel tall guy with brown eyes chai! its not as if I didn't have extra 200, it was a planned motive to keep admiring this carefully sculpted man.

well I turned to look at this lady again and I noticed she had a black patch on her left eye.ah! she looked like she just auditioned for a slot on www championships league,see black eye! I silently cursed whoever did this to her and if she got into a fight I needed to see what the other person looked like because👀..I was just physically analysing this woman then I saw a  ring on her fourth finger,no offence but from the washed out nature of that ring i was already convinced the marriage was  having issues.hian!ring that is now oversized and almost  brown.change it! 

I must hear the end of the story oh!  I started asking my future boyfriend's look alike about weight loss and healthy eating habits i even pretended to be jotting he was so impressed he kept talking as per let me finish my degree on this girl. story..10minutes later am still standing the lady starts looking around,looking at me lol if she thinks am going without knowing what she came to do she will have to come back in the night because I have time.
Usually the nurse would ask her what the problem was, but she was busy looking for battery for the BP machine.Everybody ignored her since her fine legs cannot carry her to the counter.I was almost giving up waiting when I heard
 '' abeg oh make una come  attend to me o,give me something to clear this face,before they say my husband beat me.'' why oh why all her coding and hiding down the drain,did she have to add the last part.
''okay am coming(the pretty dark skinned battery searching nurse said)" she approached the counter
"madam how did this happen" oya truthfully state the obvious lemme be going o
" I dont know o nurse , i woke up and saw it like that"
in the most sarcastic voice  i have ever heard this whole year the nurse said " just woke up and you saw it like this.issokay.come inside"
me: singing i woke up like this I woke up like this♭🕬 in beyonce's voice
 well the nurse gave her pain relievers and skineal among other things,just enough to restore her swollen face near to its normal state.enough gist joor,i took my Amatem and told my yummy nurse i'll be back for more questions.
''bye, make sure you eat lots of fruits and veggies okay"
veggies ko fruit ni

...I  think its really obvious what happened to the woman uncle husband beat her and I get she is probably ashamed of it, but darnnnnnn! it was funny the way she was waiting, her mannerisms but its well. God will help men and women in this nation o. you know how the society handles domestic violence the stigma the stupid question of "what did you do." I pray she heals and finds peace and wisdom to handle her current situation as for me she should kuku report him haba!how will you beat me and change my skin colour. I told my cousin about it and she said i should not be too certain about what happened to the woman issorite. in her exact words "not all married women with black eye who come to buy pain relievers where beaten by their husbands".If you have any suggestions on what you think might have happened please feel free to comment.lets chat↓↓
 ps;this picture was gotten from the internet


Saturday, 3 November 2018


November 03, 2018 3 Comments

Hey,people! I am back here again after disappearing for ages,hopefully am here to stay, never got around to talking about myself so I will be answering some ''get to know me tag'' questions.

Q1; Please tell us when where you born?
 I am a '20s' kid save to say my teenage years are almost finished
Q2; What"s your full name and are you proud of it?
My full name is Roseline Mgbodichinma Anya Okorie. i am sure as hail proud of it infact i am particularly in love with ''Mgbodichinma'' it translates to ''when it pleases God,Gods time etc''.

Q3; Where are you from and are you proud of it?
all this proud questions.. I am NIGERIAN and IGBO, a very happy proud Igbo Nigerian person
Q4; Do you love playing sports or do you like watching?
I'd say both.I am not much of a sports person I try to work out sometimes shaa and i really love watching women olympics or gymnastics because i get to imagine running and somersaulting..see eh am an athlete in my mind,if you see me running in my imagination goodness! plus i like watching football when naija is playing yunno as a patriotic Nigerian.

Q5: Which one is better basketball or baseball?
who knows lol ,but I think basketball because basketballers are hot (the guys with carefully crafted 6 packs of yummy goodness)
Q6; Who is your favourite musician from 20th century?
I dont have a favourite musician, there are lot of musicians I admire though like Tasha cobbs, tye Tribbett,Travis greene,waje, Cohbams.etc(you can already tell the kind of songs I listen to) the list is endless.lyrics and personalities of the artists draw me and it changes depends on my mood.

Q7; Are you proud of your points in high school?
yes o! I am very humbled by it.God was too good
Q8; What's your favourite drink?
water, ok I am lying, still battling with smoove(chapman) and vita me a carton of these drinks and we are married.

Q9 : who is your favourite writer?
It goes without saying...CHIMAMANDA NGOZI ADICHIE.. have you read Half of a yellow sun.. I read it twice.
Q10: do you have children?
not yet,I am still a small geh

Q11; How many children do you want to have?
I really dont know , when the time comes God will lead
Q12; If you have children what will you name them?
I'll give them long Igbo o Yoruba names, especially my daughters I will give them difficult names, they can thank me later.

Q13; Which buisness do you want to have and why?
well  I am a bit uncertain about this now butIi know I want to own a fashion/beauty place.I am interested in beautiful fabrics, outfit,make up etc yunno looking good is good I want to own a writing/publishing house. so help us God.
Q14: Whats your favourite scene from movies?
see eh when the actor says something crazy or random or cool I keep reewatching the scene, and I like romance scenes asin a case where two characters genuinely care about each other.

Q15:Do you love music, whats our favourite genre?
yes, my favourite genre is Gospel.
Q16:How tall are you have you dreamt of being taller.
I think am 5'9, and yes I have dreamt of being taller.

Q17: Whats your favourite number please tell us why?
 I never thought about this before  but now I think is number one 1, ion even know why maybe iits because it repesents unity, oneness ..maybe.

Q18: Have you ever dreamed of being a successful lawyer?
of course yes, I am a law student currently and I dream of myself landing mergers , going to trail and closing deals, that's how havard started doing me after watching suits(I recommend you should watch it)
Q19; Where do you want to travel?
Everywhere ,right now I really want to go to South Africa (to my south african readers👋heyylowww)
Q20: Can you describe yourself in three words?
Caring,Assertive,free spirit.

Q21: How many books do you read during summer vacations?
three to five tbh. then lots of poetry
Q22:Can you remember the first time you felt angry?
Nope, but I dont get angry often, buh when I do, It gets really messy

Q23:What was the reason you cried the last time?
I was asking God for forgiveness, cos I messed up big time.
Q24:where do you see yourself in 10 years?
in 10years i should have finished law school,started my buisness and lawcareer, I will be more serious with God and i will be married with children.

Q25:Do you have pets?
 nope, after a dog chased the skin out of me I took a conscious decision not to be a pet person.
Q26:If you love snakes which one is your favourite?
hiannnn,please I cringe at the mere thought of crawling creatures.

Q27:What's the colour of your eyes?
its pepper red when am angry,and black on a normals.
Q28:What's your favourite quote?
''Aspire to acquire the desire you require don't retire but refire to acquire the desire you admire."

Q29:What's your favourite pass time?
watching music and dance videos i can do it all day
Q30:If you can eliminate one limitation in your life what will it be?
It will be uncle and aunty procastination.

Q31:Do you sing in the shower?
YES 1 release my debut albums and singles there.

Okay, this is the end  of my get to know me tag ,my back is now doing me somehow, If there is anything else you'd like to know about me, please put it in the comment section I will answer to the best of my ability.This is me promising to be consistent on this blog.lets be family okay.💗  


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